dont ask me what this is girl i dont KNOW

im getting really focused on baron because they were at the end of the episode and because of my whole. Everything. BUT GOOD LORD THE AMOUNT OF STUFF IN THAT EP. sklonda fig and riz trip to the Murder Site. aelwyn adaine moments. both of which made me shed a single sage tear, Adaines Famous Scooter. and of course fallinel. telemaine return. sandra lynn scene which reminded me that brennan lee mulligan was put on this earth to play mothers. Fantasy burning man. Finally meeting naradaryl or whatever the fuck I don't trust her. BAD KIDS SECRET SANTA.... WIPES MORE TEARS FROM MY SOPPING WET EYES......

BUT ALSO THE FUCKING. ALL THE INFO. THE LIKE 6 NAT 20S. The fucking soil that has the red shards in it at loam farm AND AT THE OLD BARKROCK HOUSE, all the shit about curses, Hey who used spy's tongue curse btw what's that all about. haha. and fucking. winter in fallinel and armor trying to fucking kill fig and actually what THE FUCKKK is kalina's deal in all this shit and what is up with those fucking stones and Haha hey where the fuck did kristen go when she banished the shards and WE FINALLY. GOT. THE FUCKING NAME. ANKARNA. AND WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED THE FUCKING EVIL HONEY???? I FEEL SO BRAINLESS LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Whoever is taking care of the Dimension 20 wiki is keeping track of all the names for Kipperlilly.

idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

We got so much Aelywyn content but AT WHAT COST. i am distraught. (Kristen ty so much for the death ward, the cleric that you ARE)

NOT YOUR HOUSE LITTLE GUY 🙂

OH so when Fig and Gorgug want to strengthen their relationship with Riz it's all good and heartwarming, but when I, Baron from the Baronies,

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

official kristen x gertie ship name has to be beesbees and i refuse to entertain anything else

that was an insane three hours.

I've been wondering why Kalina said Ragh's name if she wanted to point the bad kids to Lydia but now with the reveal of the spy's tongue curse,,,,, could it be that she couldn't say the name she needed to say?? have they ever said each other's names before? because if it's not the curse it's still curious that she said Ragh instead of Lydia so there's definitely something more to it.

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You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.

i had a vision

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