These numbers surprise me, but I guess it's hard to pick a definitive yes or no. Like, COULD he be good in bed? Yeah, of course. Finding out what makes people tick and buttering them up to get his way is his whole MO. But WOULD he be, unless he wanted something specific from his partner and thought sleeping with them would help achieve it? No, of course not. Why would he be? Selfishness is all but his literal religion.

Quark (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

I also just want to point out how funny the choice of outfit in this hypothetical is, because the list of people I can imagine ever wearing a crop top that says Princess on it goes like,

1. Gay man

2. Genderqueer hottie,

3. Confident, self-actualized he/they,

4. ... 7,891,227.

7,891,228. The algebraic theory of semigroups,

7,891,229. A cisgender woman

I can’t be the only one who finds the way transphobes describe trans mens breasts objectifying right.

They’re boyfriends 🥰

look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

coming for you

BTVS as textposts part 1

Uh-oh. It’s that time again for His Grace, Duke Douglas of Sealand to post a tasteless birthday photo.

lord the peasants are so loud today

Oh so there ARE rich people who know how to have a rich person house

Lenny Kravitz’s Miami home (1999) designed by: Architropolis

Pour one out for a real one.

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

I like this both because it makes the language of human asexuality a little smoother and also because "agametic" is super fun to say

so apparently “asexual reproduction” is no longer the preferred scientific term, so if anyone makes a sponge joke or whatever just scream “IT’S AGAMETIC KNOW YOUR SCIENCE” and throw a textbook at them

I’m reading The Deviants War: The Homosexual vs The United States of America and the entire point of gay pride as a concept comes from police raids on bars, clubs, public restrooms, etc where gays were humiliated and outed in the newspapers (sometimes with their addresses!) and had careers ruined and lives upended by being associated with perversion and vice squads and all that and they responded by going “no I’m proud” and took that pride to the streets in defiance of the huge mechanism of shame that existed to oppress the gay community into obscurity and so the fact that people are now trying to apply conservative dogma to pride parades to make them “safe for children” or in other words “safe for people with oppressive conservative values” is simply insane

Kira: Aren't you a woman? Jadzia: I'm Trill so I can't answer that without five historians and an anthropologist present.