you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
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haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.
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Alex Turner was super cute in the day but suddenly he started styling himself like a douche and now you can see the caliber of his cigarette smoking in his skin :/ sad things happen to beautiful men
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lately when my boyfriend's mom is drunk she tries to convince me that the album Rumors is better than the Wall. lol OK
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