you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

You know how piss became a meme then a bunch of memers turned out to be into piss

Then vore became a meme and then a bunch of memers turned out to be into vore

I’m just saying, every time one of yall jokes about cock and ball torture I’m lookin at you like this

I wish the ultra rich would take more pride in actual services to society. I wish they bragged about buying a new metro line for their city, or stocking up food banks. I wish Bill Gates and Elon Musk were beefing over who could repair the most potholes, or fund the most scholarships. I wish they considered their ability to help their society a privilege.

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

Internet Safety

Your bug crechurs make me so happy you have no idea. I love how og trolls are basically bugs anyways but your designs make my soul happy. Bee sollux supremacy!

THE BEEESSSS!! heres his gamer self. his funny gamer self. i super wasnt sure how to draw him at first but having done gamer research i decided he gets gender and so much swag :)

this song sucks to this song is great pipeline is a fun ride. the this song is great to this song sucks pipeline is filled with nothing but grief.

when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

Is it clear who the terrorist is?

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

CAN YOU STOP.

big news from the girl factory! they’re inventing a new kind of girl who is both taller than you and also kinda faggy with it