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f1ct1onwh0re · 5 days
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f1ct1onwh0re · 28 days
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Eddie, trying to give his fans an update on the band: So, unfortunately due to scheduling errors, we-
Steve, to himself: Ed-weird
Eddie:
Eddie:
Steve, still just to himself: Ed-weird Munson. Ed-weirdo Munson.
Steve: I wish I would have thought of that in high school.
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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Steve is walking down the hallway towards his math class when it happens.
Someone bumps into him, a girl he only vaguely recognizes, and she reaches out and grabs his hand to steady herself.
His vision explodes with what he knows must be color. Bright shades assault his eyes, shades he doesn't even have names for. His classmates' clothes, the tiles beneath his feet, the homecoming sign above him. Even the lights have taken on a new hue, washing Steve's entire world in something completely alien.
The girl looks as shocked as steve feels. Her eyes are wide, and her mouth drooped open as she spins in a slow circle. She's pretty, he thinks. Short hair, soft features, an unusual sense of style. She's clutching an instrument case, and he thinks that's why he recognizes her.
"Uh," he says, catching her attention. "Hi."
Her mouth opens, closes, opens once more, and then she dashes away from him, disappearing into the throng of students.
He spends the rest of the day cataloging colors. By the time he's climbing into his car (which is a color he still can't name, but has decided he likes) he's found at least a dozen different shades, and he wonders how they all fit into the seven colors he's been told are in the rainbow.
He tells his mom when he gets home that day. She is ecstatic. When Steve admits he doesn't have anything to tell about the girl herself, his mom turns her attention on naming colors for him.
It becomes quickly apparent that something isn't quite right. He'd been so focused on everything that was new that he hadn't realized what was the same. He still sees a lot of grays. Blues, purples, greens,and violets are all still lost on him.
That doesn't make what he can see any less spectacular, though. Oranges, reds, pinks, yellows. The yellows are his favorite.
He'll meet his other soulmate, his mother assures him, as they sit in the backyard, admiring the rich golds and reds of the trees that he can now see, standing out against the gray of the sky he knows should be blue.
He does, about two years later. He's picking Henderson up from school one afternoon, but instead of Dustin climbing into the front seat like usual, the back door swings open violently and not one but two figures scramble into the back seat.
"Henderson, what the fuck?!?"
"Drive!" Henderson screeches, his head popping up between the seats. "Go, go, go!" A hand, not Dustin's, reaches out as the stranger tries to sit himself up and fingers graze his temple as he's peeling away from the curb.
"Motherfucking assmunch-" Dustin is saying, "thinking he can get away with that shit-"
But Steve isn't paying attention, because the trees are green and the sky is blue and the world is suddenly right.
Steve looks into the rearview mirror and meets the gaze of a shocked-looking Eddie Munson.
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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Peeta: I have written a small list of reasons I love Katniss.
Madge: It’s ten pages!
Peeta: I wanted to keep in brief.
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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No but YOU don't understand. Peeta, who's never been anyone's priority being Katniss’ first choice in all three books is something very important to me.
In The Hunger Games, when Peeta's name was called in the reaping, no one volunteered for him including his older brother who is not only old enough to participate but also a better wrestler than him. Even in the arena, Haymitch chose to keep Katniss alive over him. And the only person who prioritised him was Katniss herself. She chose to keep him alive when he was dying. She chose to die with him by eating the poisonous berries. She chose to go as far as defying the Capitol and President Snow to protect him.
In Catching Fire, once again, we heard his family would mourn if he died but they'll eventually move on. Other victors only keep him alive to form an alliance with Katniss. And Peeta still got captured by the Capitol in the end. But Katniss’ first priority was keeping Peeta alive. She made a pact with Haymitch to protect him. She was ready to kill Finnick or anyone on the spot if they dared to hurt him. She clawed Haymitch for not rescuing him over her. She became suicidal when he was captured.
In Mockingjay, Peeta lost his family. Then President Coin and other rebels didn't want to keep him (and other captured tributes) alive. And the only person who was visibly devastated over his capturing and hijacking was Katniss, again. And in the end, she finally chose him over Gale. And ultimately chose to be with him for the rest of her life. She gave him the family he lost and he became the family she lost.
“No one really needs me,” he says, and there's no self pity in his voice. It's true his family doesn't need him. They will mourn him, as will a handful of friends. But they will get on. Even Haymitch, with the help of a lot of white liquor, will get on. I realise only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies. Me.
“I do,” I say. “I need you.”
— Catching Fire
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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die french
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor
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Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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I am convinced that the more I reread the trilogy, the more down bad Katniss just seems. Like, look at this
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Her mother literally just said "someone they love", talking about Gale, and despite that whole paragraph of her thoughts regarding her feeling for Gale, what she actually says in reply is "Where's Peeta". Making subconscious connections about love there, Katniss?
"You've seen how people are, when someone they love is in pain" (Gale literally injured on the table)
"Where's Peeta?"
And this is immediately after
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"There's a long pause."
Like girl, hang up, tf?! You just listening to him breathe? Lol.
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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some gay bantz from eddie izzard & alan carr
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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Steve flirting with Eddie, being very obvious and confident, even sending him home with a little wink and a line to call him when his uncles not home or something. but as soon as the door is shut he's running around Robin like an overexcited little puppy bc "did you see that? I'm so fucking cool, I've totally still got it".
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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au where dustin finds a way to bring Eddie back and kas!Eddie claws himself out of his grave and is all monstrous and fucked up, all sharp teeth and wings and claws, eyes glowing demonic red, snarling and spitting--
And then he hacks up a clump of grave dirt and goes "jeeeeeesus CHRIST it took you fuckers long enough! What the fuck!" And he's completely himself just a demon vampire being
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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hmmm
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f1ct1onwh0re · 3 months
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Steve, who didn't come out to Robin when she did in the Starcourt bathrooms bc he didn't want to take away from her moment, entirely forgetting that he never came out to her and subsequently gives her the bitchiest look when she almost chokes to death at his casual "god I want that guy to rail me"
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