death|life with her children

We all got that one vassal who's read a few too many warrior tales... Trying to get a little freaky with it on the down low... Won't shut up about his loyalty unto death... Saying shit like "my liege, I am your blade...." Bitch I sent you to guard my isolated holdings in the eastern provinces for a reason!!!!!!! #REBLOG!!!!!

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

up there

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

in a perfect world what character would you own a life size cardboard cutout of. you get one and I want you to answer in the tags with your heart. if you asked me right now I would say columbo

adhd moment

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

from the greatest jackbox game I’ve ever been a part of

“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

"tits bouncing as she runs" ok and what about her ears. her little floppy puppy ears. they're bouncing too you know. maybe you didn't notice

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw