i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

life sucks but at least there’s bisexuality and my chemical romance. and the horrors

i can be your cringe unfollowable mutual in law

how it feels liking and reblogging posts

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

tumblr every april fools

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

hold on a second man…

A developer just explained why Link cries out whenever he puts on a transformation mask.