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Our Lives Are Not Our Own
I love a lot of stuff and I never shut up about any of it. This is a very strange conglomeration of posts. Enjoy.
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Wait while we’re all being unhinged about, like, stew. We all obsessed over the Joy of Cooking as children right. Right
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New political strategy just dropped.
Taiwanese parliament member stole a Bill before it could get passed. 
@NFL Someone sign this man as a running back.
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That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?
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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.
Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)
Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/
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This is the End Goal of Capitalism
I have had strong visions of the need for a specifically geriatric care orientated fast response team for evictions,.
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ok but we're all missing the important question here... WHO in the vatican has taught the spanish-speaking pope how to say faggotry in italian. how on earth did it come up. was it a prank. was it political sabotage. is there homosexual tomfoolery afoot in santa marta. I need to know more
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I know this has been said before, and y'all aren't gonna listen to me when I say it, but you can't be bigoted to bad people. Like you don't get to call Marjorie Taylor Green an NRA whore, or misgender Caitlyn Jenner, or be antisemitic to Ben Shapiro. It doesn't work like that. Not being called slurs is not something people earn by being a good person, it's something you do because YOU are a good person. And if I'm being honest, it shouldn't be that hard for you to do. You shouldn't want to say these things to ANYBODY, even if they are the devil incarnate.
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did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought "how pretty"?
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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i was a bit confused when brennan created mary ann, the most autistic d20 npc since ayda aguefort, and described her as being his "homage to real teenagers" as if she represents the average teen experience... then i remembered his only frame of reference for teens is being a camp counselor at larp camp and possibly seeing posts about dropout dot tv and everything clicked into place.
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I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.
Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?
I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?
Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.
I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:
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That’s a red flag to YOU! To Marcille she’s just charming.
Had this idea ever since I finished reading Dungeon Meshi and finally got around to finishing it.
(on youtube for better quality)
Music - “Red Flags” by Tom Cardy
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