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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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ITS MY TURN TO MAKE A MERMAID WILLOW DESIGN <333333333
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Let’s settle a black sheep au debate (it’s not really a debate but poll!!)
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Making DR AUs where it’s literally just me putting Sasha Colby as other characters named Sasha
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Swiftie Writing Project is back with some Vandergerd!
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do u ever just point at two characters and go “i want that one to get hurt and i want the other one to get really angsty about it”
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How I imagine bunny Nymph (x)
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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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Swiftie Writing Project is back with some Vandergerd!
#also my grammarly wasn't working so im so sorry for any mistakes#swiftie writing project#vandergerd
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I think they should make a docuseries that explores the one fan that tweeted Detox saying that they needed money their Grandma’s funeral and Detox not showing up to the gig or whatever so they can ask and Detox not knowing them
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(a late) Six Sentence Sunday
thank you to @sapphire-to-the-rain for encouraging me to write a cute little planymphia cat cafe au <3 also originally inspired by this art by @immunitypotion
“Okay, and the last one is Nymphia,” She heard the cafe staff member, a tall blonde named Marcia, open the metal door.
A white cat with pale orange stripes on her tail nervously walked out of the carrier. Her eyes were unlike any other cat in the cafe, one blue and one yellow. She and the other cats on the floor sniffed each other before Nymphia eventually found a quiet corner to observe others.
“Okay, breakfast, and then we’re open!” Marcia cheerfully said as she filled the dry food bowls.
Plane took a few bites from the farthest bowl, before going to her normal daytime spot. It was a box-shaped hiding spot on a cat tower. No humans usually found her in here, her blue-gray tabby coat helped her blend in.
Perfect time to start her morning nap before more annoying humans came into the cafe.
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