All the Presidents of the United States are resurrected in the far future with their last memory being at the point of their death but in refreshed, youthful bodies. They’re dumped on a planet where they are told they must kill each other, Hunger Games style, until only one survivor remains…

a non-subtext hannibal sex scene would be like: *will in therapy with bedelia, slutty outfit on, recounting the event just to torment her* *tasteful artsy shots of hannigram doing it (flesh sliding against flesh, close-ups of trembling eyelashes, drops of sweat rolling down skin)* *metal pipes tumbling down the stairs dot mp3 gets louder* *alternating shots of them in the kitchen and in the bedroom: a knife cutting into meat, a hand brushing a knife scar. swallowing wine, swallowing bodily fluids. etc.* *will narrating over it like: "to know is to consume and to consume is to become... and hannibal knows me, with all the teeth at his disposal..."* *interspersed shots of them procuring the 'food': knife stab parallels the other kind of penetration, a frightened scream is followed by one of rupture* *"we teach each other to hunger and to yearn, and we feed one another over.. and over.. and over"* *cut to bedelia looking like she will bill him six times her usual fee*

i have a very sudden and specific urge to see L hugging a massive blahaj

asked my almost 50yo slur-using father who watched house every night during its original run if he thinks house and wilson had a thing and after a 10 second pause he shared "they didn't have a normal friendship" and didn't elaborate. so

Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

hELP JAKEDIRK AND I CAN’T GET UP— I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUHC I’VE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING TO BE MORE CANON IN MY LIFE aughauUGH

i really love these boys

Trying to remember what being fourteen was like.

This feels about right. 

This is canon my uncle woks at homestuck

Just some help for my fellow Homestucks who have trouble drawing the hair, or want to do more realistic drawings.

I grabbed some palettes from all over and made a big fat list of them because I’m starting the color palette challenge. So send me a number and a character and I’ll (possibly, depends on time and junk) draw them in that color scheme. 

spotify has just been trying to insult me for the past week. what the hell is "scary chase wednesday evening." then all the descriptions are like "you listened to: lonely, socially inept, maladjusted"

s is for slug

there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great