BY GISE. ft. muses from good omens, a series of unfortunate events, umbrella academy & more!

                                to my kind editor,

hello i want to announce i’ll be working on a multi and possibly moving olaf there. that’s all, thanks!

Olaf has been a family man for 5mins n his hair already flattened his will to live is lost

Max Irons and Margot Robbie in Terminal (2018)

olaf: dies

klaus: this is so sad sunny play breaking free from high school musical

@miserymisses has never not one (1) time dissapointed me ugh an intellectual

can you believe that last sentence proves me right about absolutely everything i ever said about count olaf 

wow olaf you combed your eyebrow , are you trying to tell me something ? xo kit

I SAID WHEN YOU FINALLY DIE I WON’T MISS YOU

so did you pay someone to give you that hairdo, or did your head get caught in a propeller ? asking for a friend.

uh, wrong and wrong. it’s the result of  tiresoming, excruciating, forty-seven step routine.  i’d never give it to you, but just so you can ackowledge the pain and artistry of true handsomeness i will tell you it involves incense, moisturizing, three types of hungarian geese feather brushes, a chinese cat figure thingamabob ... you know, one of those that’s constantly throwing its paw up and down, and beewax. 

concept: prison mike but prison jacques

sedrftgyhuj MISS LAINEY ARE YOU HEARING THIS

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ALL THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY @miserycoded

#olaf is dwight but also ryan and kelly are esme and olaf#LEMONY IS TOBY#idk why but Jacquelyn is Pam#Larry is andy

meanwhile at VFD headquarters

i love your loaf because he's very stinkie just like u but he's also legit scary which is a hard thing to capture because he's also very stinkie

what i got from this: give him soap