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Commander Peepers
I am Commander Peepers, Lord Hater's right-hand man and the commander of the Watchdog Army! Ask me something and I'll try to get to it when I find the time.
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Is it an OSHA violation to commit murder or am I in the clear?
That's uh. That's a problem with the law! Not OSHA! But please don't kill people .
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Hello! This is a Wander Over Yonder rp side blog!
main: @crimfckeyt
Please do not feel intimidated to interact!
No NSFW, I am a minor!
This blog accepts the following:
Prompts, ask games, dialogue-only rp, semi-lit/literate rp, questions, and of course, AUs.
Tagging system:
#☀️Finnegan - in character replies and rps
#Finngames - interactive puzzles
#ooc - anything not in character
#Database - posts i would like to save (art/space pictures/information)
(more will be added in the future)
More about Finnegan (Mogens)
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I hope they assign a Unicode range to Sworbian characters someday...
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There was a button that they only had for April Fools day but good effort.
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What's with the boops?
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Internet cat slaps, probably.
What's with the boops?
#watchdogsworld#That stinking bishop gave me 6 normal ones and an evil one#So I sent him 33 total#Still mad about how I couldn't reliably get evil boops on my phone#Only managed to get baby bishop with one once#I had to settle for a super for Lord Hater#(That one was affectionate)
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i got it by being more eviler than you 😈
Oh knock off the baloney! At least come up with a semi-plausible lie next time!
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get booped on, neeeerd
HOW DIDJA GET THE EVIL VERSION!?!?!?!
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I don't understand why Tumblr thinks I care.
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Ah. Pretty sure his protection expired when he lost interest.
Why was he unable to hurt you to begin with?
I could have sworn I've seen Lord Hater say that on his blog when he decided to make Sparkle On Wednesday a holiday because of me ;;
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Who said I couldn't?
#ive been getting pretty paranoid as of late n I need to know so I could work in peace
Fine. I won't. Get back to work.
#..and also make sure I dont do anything stupid in the future to upset him
Then don't. Better yet: Don't come near me and you won't get the opportunity.
I just woke up and immediately thought of something to ask, so I'm posting it here right now
Is Commander Peepers still unable to hurt me?
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Fun fact: The Hater Empire does NOT offer tax write-offs for religious institutions. Someone found that out the hard way.
Glorn is a scam made by rich bishops to export tithes and avoid tax. #watchdogsagainstglorn
#They also thought they could get away with not paying rent for a private institution#mortisnothere#bishoppercival
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Been years. I've grown up, graduated college, got married, going on a career... i've gotten old and boring. But I'm elated to still see captain contact lense still kickin
...Who?
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Yeah for awhile after I got out of the Medbay whenever I'd bother heading there to eat I'd sit there and go, "I wonder if I'll see Bert today..."
Heh! Yeah that's definitely on me! I figured it out when I was going through logs and realized that I never set an end date.
Did I ever mention that I have back access to the elite break room and vending machines after a month? Or have you noticed that by now?
O-oh! I did not notice because I usually eat... Elsewhere. Good to know! Vielen Dank, Commander!
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how much does it hurt getting punted in the face SUPER hard? Since you and your army are a bunch of tiny, walking eyeballs n all. Just curious
Gee. Try guessing.
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How many watchdogs are there on the ship in total? How many is the ship able to hold?
About 700,000 and a million. We can always add more space though.
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