Map depicting which US States legally consider Pluto a planet.

Leon and Claire share their one and only brain cell. Their answer to crazy assholes is pretty much to mock'em in their faces.

I'm just saying... Capcom was inspired by something *wink wink*

I just love these frames

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States

It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

Sherry: Are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend? Leon: No. We just, uhh...! Well, we actually just met... Last night? Claire: Yeah, that would've been one helluva first date, though. Leon: Yeah, you have no idea-- Sherry: Chill guys, it was a "Yes" or "No" question. No need to get so defensive. As Leon would say... Jesus Christ.

their parents were those corny boomers who wanted their kids with the same initials for names (cute)

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

'Giving up out of fear without being asked' is how MAGA took over the Republican Party.

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him