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I—
oh!
oh boy
hang on let’s find out
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IN THIS FUCKING SYNDICATE????
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DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW??!?!! I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO DO IT!!!!!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IN THIS FUCKING SYNDICATE????
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good news: i do indeed have powers now
bad news: my power is just accidentally throwing my husband across the room
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IM SORRY IM SORRY that was kinda funny though HERE CMERE ILL KISS IT BETTER
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IN THIS FUCKING SYNDICATE????
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AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IN THIS FUCKING SYNDICATE????
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YOU JACKASS GET OFF—
oh fuck are you ok
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IN THIS FUCKING SYNDICATE????
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not if he sits on me with that bony ass that’s for sure
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IN THIS FUCKING SYNDICATE????
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FUCK YOU
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IN THIS FUCKING SYNDICATE????
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PUT ME DOWN I WANNA SEE IF IM INVINCIBLE
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION IN THIS FUCKING SYNDICATE????
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no no hang on i have a good feeling about this i wanna try it let go stop put me down
quick someone stab me i wanna see if i have powers now
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i’m right handed so left i guess
quick someone stab me i wanna see if i have powers now
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just be gentle i don’t know what’s gonna happen and i don’t wanna have to get any more organs replaced
quick someone stab me i wanna see if i have powers now
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you just kinda tucked it under the waistband of my sweatpants it looks like. how did you not realize this as you were doing it
“whatever you do just stay awake”
^ sentences that instantly make you sleepy
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if that’s what you’ve got
quick someone stab me i wanna see if i have powers now
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quick someone stab me i wanna see if i have powers now
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not red
hey are my eyes red or am i just hallucinating
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