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oracle, ban this guy
(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)
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RED HOOD Gotham Knights (2022)
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Nightwing, Nitemite, Red Hood, and …..RedMite?
Made by Daniele Di Nicuolo posted on instagram
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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic
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Canon Nightwing utilizes frustratingly few lucha libre aerials for a guy whose entire athletic background consists of throwing his whole ass self at people.
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The WWE wrestler Ricochet knew what was up
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Jason not showing up to Dick and Babs's recognition ceremony but still watching them on TV.
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Nightwing (Vol. 4) #113
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You realize how crazy artist are gonna get about this universe thing?
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Maybe CPS isn't called on Batman because everyone is too afraid of Robin.
Some out of towner: "And you're saying he just let's a child run around in short shorts to get shot at?" *scandalous gasp as they clutch their chest*
Gothamite: "Have you met Robin?"
OoT: "Well, no-"
Gothamite: "That ankle-biter giggles at the sight of teeth flying out of someone's mouth. He screeches for joy jumping off buildings, and he can pummel a 300 pound man with ease. I've seen him sass Joker to the point the clown cried."
OoT: "That's no reason to allow the chil-"
Gothamite: "Are you going to tell Robin he's not allowed to snap goon bones like glowsticks? Are you going to place bedtime restrictions on the sprite that can disappear while you're looking right at 'im?"
OoT: "Maybe I can't, but surely that Dark Knight man could-"
Gothamite: *sighs as they pour themselves a shot and proceed to empty their cup* "You think Batman hasn't tried?"
OoT: *splutters* "That's a child! Surely Batman could parent the y-"
Gothamite: *stares forlorn at the bottom of their cup* "That's no child. That's a demon critter from the dregs of death's realm."
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Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger
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“And if you could trade this one for the dead one, son for son, would you do it?”
For an instant, the image flashed into his head, seductive and alluring—Jason back, Jason home, Jason alive—before it vanished, leaving behind a young boy broken in pieces and Jason’s horrified expression.
“No,” Bruce said hoarsely, and it tore at him, but he could never trade one life for another.
“No?” Hood repeated, voice harsh.
“Because then I’d have no sons,” Bruce said quietly.
“Gave up on the dead brat already, huh.”
Bruce wished he could punch Hood and wipe the stupid sneer off his face.
“If I exchanged an innocent life to bring Jason back,” Bruce said, struggling to keep his voice level, “Then he would never speak to me again.”
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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But I set fire to the rain Watched it pour as I touched your face Well, it burned while I cried 'Cause I heard it screaming out your name Your name
I set fire to the rain And I threw us into the flames When we fell, something died 'Cause I knew that that was the last time... The last time...
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Lyrics from Set Fire to the Rain by Adele
Especially inspired on this reel
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You know, if we DO make contact with aliens within the next hundred years-ish, enough people are going to give the Vulcan salute to the first alien they see in real life (whether out of quivering excitement, lol memeitude, or sheer awkward, panicked grasping for the one prominent alien greeting nested in the social conscious) that there's a solid chance that it becomes a thing we're known for as humans.
Live Long and Prosper, my friends.
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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i adore these two.
anyone who says they don’t act like brothers doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
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