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UGH my sock blank still isn't cool. i wanna get it washed i want it dry i wanna start knitting those thangs IMMEDIATELY!!!
#i haven't had a mindless knitting project in a while and i think 2 at a time toe-up ribbed socks will probably do it#i might machine knit a test tube sock just to see if i wanna do a heel or not#ill have to sew that up tho... but it will be ok.
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?? i just went to a webpage and tried to use my media keys to pause my youtube video but it tried to pause Crypto.com instead??? which is not the website i was on??
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'ok lets make a wooden rolling pin! step 1: fill in this crack with some resin' ...food grade resin, right? food grade? hey you aren't saying what kind of resin you're using for this rolling pin. it's FOOD GRADE, RIGHT???
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my tummy mysteriously hurts all of a sudden
Guy with an egg intolerance: hey guys guess what I'm having for breakfast today
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You won't reach a point where you don't need references anymore 馃槶
Even artists who freedraw regularly still do studies, refer to their past work, keep character sheets at hand, etc
Please don't impose that expectation on yourself just because of a live demo, tiktok, or timelapses especially
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got a little sad bc i dripped some color onto the white section of my bomb pop yarn BUT real bomb pops always have weird color smears anyway.
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oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show
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no color bleed on the dip dye at ALL which was impressive bc there's a lot of blue in that badboy
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i washed the dip dyed skeins, cant wait to see how those look all coiled up pretty. waiting for the sock blank to cool so i can wash that and leave it to dry, and then when the kitchen is empty again i will be starting on that twisted skein.
plus the green wip i finished the other day is dry now and ready be photographed and then wound into a cake and knit into socks lol
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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!
You conserved 137ml of fluid!
You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!
The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!
Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!
The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!
Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!
If you jerked off now, you could save all of us
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article: titled "everything you need to know about [search term]!"
article: contains everything BUT the piece of information i googled
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& i only like to do twisted dye skeins on a full ~100g skein just bc otherwise i get too much dye penetration
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