i rewatched batman 2022 last night and I'm going feral for batgordon again but also just thinking about bruce x older men in general like penguin and falcone BUT also thinking about battinson meeting clark kent and clark bringing bruce to Kansas and bruce is acting weird and quiet (more so than usual) and clark is like "hey bud you ok :(?" and bruce is like "yeah.......sorry your dad is just kinda hot it's making me nervous......" and clark just has to sit like "oh. ok. cool. thats-. hm yeah ok. cool. yeah."

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

Berry, the squishy pink salamander-caterpillar thing.

Exceedingly cursed decor in this AirBnb.

My dad dropped a possible half-sister on me who has been a secret for about the last decade the last time he visited so ✌️

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

fuck im stressed

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

Broad-snouted caiman baby in mother mouth being carried from the nest, Sante Fe, Argentina, 2013 - by Mark MacEwen, English

So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!

There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!

the whump fan’s dilemma

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

I mean gender envy but that caused dysphoria so you know. Close enough.

Charles let me have what you have please

we're two seconds into Deadboy Detectives and already Charles is both SUPER attractive to me and also giving me the worst gender dysphoria ever. why is he everything i wish i could be. neil gaiman why have you done this to me specifically