You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

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this is a mess

Wes Anderson looking pleased and clapping the night away (gif courtesy of BuzzFeed)

I can’t stop laughing

if i was a girl my pussy would taste like a boxing glove i kno it

Nigga what the fuck

forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm 

i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard 

i kept asking the guy working there “why are they beeps” and he was laughin and then i didnt buy any and he told me “no beeps?????” rly softly and me and matthew lost it

“freedom” is the most bullshit useless ideological term I can think of

when people talk about freedom I pretty much immediately tune out what they’re saying.

This vegan baking show is unreal…

Why they make this cow so damn thicc?  Like damn.  Make me wanna suck the lactose free milk straight out her four cow tiddies

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.