for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada

WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus

whats ET short for?

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

Even on bad terms loyalty should never change.

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

having a good heart fucks you up in this generation

My homie car got stuck earlier today

complimenting someone on their tan is so weird like “wow your dna damage and subsequent melanin production turned out really nice”

Hey SpotMini, look out for that banana peel. Whoops!