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evilscheme · 10 minutes

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You’d think with how badly every company wants you to use their websites and apps…. They’d be made a little less shitty by now. But no they’re always glitchy and unstable

#🧪

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evilscheme · 31 minutes

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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evilscheme · 60 minutes

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he is really sweet actually.

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evilscheme · 12 hours

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stop signs grow out of the ground like sunflowers and they are watered by blood they want you to Pick Them and Use Them As A Weapon Of Blunt Force thisis something yyou need to do. You need to do this

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evilscheme · 12 hours

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anerican choese

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evilscheme · 14 hours

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next time you're too scared to post about how bad you want that fat hairy man just remember. There's a fat hairy man that follows your blog and he wants to remember that there are people out there that are attracted to people like him. it's your civic duty to hornypost basically

#divine truth thank you cameron

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evilscheme · 17 hours

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i ain’t taking driving advice from tumblr users

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evilscheme · 18 hours

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

#me.

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evilscheme · 19 hours

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Malicious.x eyebag by Sachiko

#vessel

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evilscheme · 19 hours

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“People were just smaller back then”

Nope. Fat people have always been here, aren’t going anywhere, and have always been beautiful and worthy of respect.

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evilscheme · 20 hours

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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

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evilscheme · 21 hours

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kiryu wip

#rgg #kiryu #looove the warmth of the colors

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evilscheme · 22 hours

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evilscheme · 22 hours

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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

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evilscheme · 24 hours

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majima melon monday

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evilscheme · 24 hours

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If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?

*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin

#yes because I rotate 5 outfits and everyone I hang out with knows them by heart

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evilscheme · 1 day

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reblog for sample size !!

#you would be a rich warm brown cat. in my heart

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