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I don't care what people say balmung quicksands is the best place in the world
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I don't care what people say balmung quicksands is the best place in the world
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I don't care what people say balmung quicksands is the best place in the world
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"voting for the candidate who lies about his intentions but does what his opponent plans to do anyway makes me feel better" what the fuck? what the fuck???
Sending in nazi stormtroopers to terrorize torture & imprison anti-genocide teenagers has bi-partisan support nationwide, slandering every protestor as a genocidal brainless nazi stooge of iran has bipartisan support nationwide, filling mass graves with executed families & doctors has bipartisan support nationwide, vote blue to stop fascism!
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short shorts that say "I ❤️ WHEN WOMEN OBJECTIFY ME" embroidered on the back
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if heaven were a place on earth public transport would be widely functional save for the occasional giant cat
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if heaven were a place on earth public transport would be widely functional save for the occasional giant cat
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if heaven were a place on earth public transport would be widely functional save for the occasional giant cat
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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might be biased because it's my first ultimate but I don't think it gets any cooler than a perfect time machine with wings and a kitty cat able to reveal its true intentions
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Syrian courtyard
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Get more bald
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"I want a tall dark guy who's obsessively jealous and is mean to everyone but sweet to me" what you're looking for is a lesbian. and she's 5'2
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can ritalin stop making me horny please I just want to work
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