They got weird cats in Ankh-Morpork

@shunshuntaiga here is Asya’s description. Elsewhere, it me tions she has long, dark hair

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

He was eating a roasted rabbit like there was no tomorrow—which clearly had been the case for the rabbit

― Terry Pratchett, Snuff

Posting due to an emergency- please share widely if you're local to Chicagoland.

If anyone in the Chicagoland area sees this, a friend's service dog prospect is in need of immediate boarding from tomorrow until May 6. Winnie is about 40 pounds and is not dog-reactive at all, but the person caring for her was hospitalized and so my buddy is looking for a short term emergency foster!

I'm available to help with any transportation (you wouldn't need to drive her anywhere!) and compensation+coverage for food/medical/etc. would be involved. You wouldn't need to pay for her stuff, just make sure she has a place to stay and walk her and call me if she needs to go to the vet.

If this is something you or someone you know could help with, please let me know. It's an emergency situation, so for the first time in... well over a year, I am opening my inbox in case this is something you can help with. Please DM me if you or anyone you know can help.

Thinking about Clive and getting visibly depressed. The guy known for always hiding his emotions got caught being emotional about missing the opportunity to watch Clive make a new discovery. That’s not just “i think you’re attractive” behavior. That’s “It makes me sad you won’t get the chance to see this thing, because I know how much joy it would bring you, and I love the look on your face when you’re engaged in your passions.”

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

Everyone reblog with a fantastic Karmic Doom moment. I’ll go first: when the group got separated during the Reaper trials, and every other sentence Jason thought was “I wonder how Clive is doing. I hope Clive is Okay. I miss Clive.”

@ariose-ghoul you inspired me to do research, and this is the number of times Jason mentions each Team Biscuit member during the earth arc. Results were acquired through the kindle search feature. Results from the book 6 epilogue were excluded, since that wasn’t earth.

Clive: 53

Humphrey: 25

Neil: 2

Sophie: 33

Belinda: 2

That wasn’t quite fair, since one conversation could contain multiple instances of the character’s name, so I ran the search again, and removed any instances of the name being repeated on the same or adjacent page.

Clive: 30

Humphrey: 15

Neil: 2

Sophie: 13

Belinda: 2

He talks about Clive twice as much as anyone else.

Everyone reblog with a fantastic Karmic Doom moment. I’ll go first: when the group got separated during the Reaper trials, and every other sentence Jason thought was “I wonder how Clive is doing. I hope Clive is Okay. I miss Clive.”

Everyone reblog with a fantastic Karmic Doom moment. I’ll go first: when the group got separated during the Reaper trials, and every other sentence Jason thought was “I wonder how Clive is doing. I hope Clive is Okay. I miss Clive.”

No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

I just think that it'd be funny if, after all this speculation about how horrible Crowley's Fall was and his drunken rambling of "a million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulfur", it turned out he just had the longest most boring elevator ride ever down to basement Hell and then stepped in a very small puddle of warm sludge of questionable origin when the doors opened.

How do I even armour, part 5:

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

IT IS FINALLY DONE LADS!! The whole armour, with colour, Winter version and Summer version! It has been a blast, I've learned a ton and I can't wait to draw more Vimeses with this getup!

Thanks to all my online and offline friends and especially my brother for bouncing around ideas with me & cheering me on!

I'm immensely proud of how this has turned out and thank you all for the lovely tags and comments along the way! Hope you like the result as much as I do! :D

(PS: Links to all parts will be added to the other posts in a soon.)

Pose reference by: The Pose Archives on DeviantArt

New Husband quote:

“It makes me happy that you post fanfic. It makes you happy, and I like seeing that. But also, I like being able to go back and read them. You ask me for input and ideas, so I have some control over what goes into them. That makes it feel like I’m commissioning my own private stories just for me.”

Husband was in a cranky mood today. He didn’t want to be alone, but also didn’t want to talk. I am a problem solver by nature, so this is the form of support I am least skilled at. I had to try, though, because that’s how marriage works. So I was just laying in bed, scrolling tumblr and feeling mildly guilty for not interacting with him even though this is what he specifically requested. I just kept reminding myself that the waves of frustration I could feel radiating off him were not directed at me. I reminded myself that I need to trust other people to let me know if they are angry at me. Eventually, the anxiety passed, and I became engrossed in my activity. An hour into things, he turned around to look at me and said, “I love being able to look back and see you smiling. I don’t know what you’re reading, but I know you’re enjoying it.”

Love is real. Love is real and I have it.