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Hotel Mario has fallen.

can nintendo please put touhou on the wii u its the omly console i own and i wanna know what all those funny plushies my friends talk about are

webp to boner converter?

"Link, man, listen to us! Ganon's minions have taken over the Rivoli! You've gotta defeat them or we'll never play a show there!"

"Here, take this 3D-printed gun! It will give you the ability to negotiate with Ganon! Good luck, Link, we're counting on you."

Guys like me realize that video games are something so much more than art. A good game will engage the mind of a strategic thinker on a level higher than anything else, all while providing truly revolutionary visual and audio experiences. Don't even get me started on the stories! Move over Dostoyevski or wahtever his name is because I can name dozens of games that make me feel the entire spectrum of emotions, all in a single campaign. Not to mention that alot of the time they are extremely sexy to the poing that I cant look at those big fat alien/robot bitch butts without getting my cock twitching and stiff like a veiny energy drink can, and even dribbling. It even dribbles fluid

Trying to convince Ghost fans to listen to extreme metal is like trying to convince My Chemical Romance fans to listen to Fugazi

that beautiful tall dommy ukrainian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese lesbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her abusive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares

hu ming paintings

shooting practice (2004)

enemy coming and... (2005)

enemy invassion alarm (2006)

big ant (2006)

today, I took a rest (2007)

she's so fucking moe

every time i see that foxy cosplay gif i get a bonnar could you not. ask anonymously? no sirree

It’s so genuinely deeply deeply erotic to me like there’s a deep vividness in the intimacy displayed as well as a sense of humour that feels so lost in contemporary concepts of eroticism

she’s in her early 20s ⁉️ she should be in her room jerking off face down on her bed