evil-scientist
EVIL SCIENTIST!!!!
i am SPOOKY and EVIL and studying the tumblr universe for my own machinations
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We’ve received reports that some robot models are mistakenly activating self-destruct mode during sex, activating the built-in nuke and causing massive amounts of property damage and casualties.
We will not be doing anything about this.
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Xenophobes yelling at me over intergalactic comms but I’m too busy having sloppy gay sex with weird aliens to care
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/kill @a[name=!evil-scientist]
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if its alright with any of you i’m gonna start killing now
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I love mad scientists because instead of going to therapy they choose to do unimaginable horrors with alchemy which makes their problems ten times worse
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I’m randomly cackling like emperor palpatine and I have no idea why
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actually you should drink everything in the lab. trust me its very good for you
Even if your thirsty you can't drink anything in the lab, no not wven if it bubbles and tastes good
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Even if your thirsty you can't drink anything in the lab, no not wven if it bubbles and tastes good
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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so like why tf can’t I be god already? like cmon I’ve done so much tampering with the fabric of reality
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holding a magnet to your crt girlfriend's face for just a moment so you can watch her emotions and personality all coalesce and dissolve around the pretty little spot of void you've made in her
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Earless Monitor Lizard (Lanthanotus borneensis), family Lanthanotidae, endemic to Borneo
ENDANGERED.
Semi-aquatic.
Closely related to true monitor lizards in the family Varanidae.
The only member of its family.
They do have inner ears, and are capable of hearing, despite the lack of ear openings and tympanae.
photographs by Tom Williams
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I want to give myself a Stegosaurus tail with a thagomizer. Not just to kill people but so I can stab a piece of meat and cook it over a fire. I could also eat from the thagomizer like a kebab
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the only reason i would ever touch grass is to use it for experimentation
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