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i made a playlist of song titles in chronological order
update/disclaimer: not all of the songs on the playlist are in these screenshots! i think it would've been too many pics but the link is there if you want to see all of them. i've also added dozens of suggestions from other users since posting this so these screenshots are outdated
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my boobs HURT SO MUCH what the HELL why would they harm their creator I've given them everything
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literally my favorite type of tweet
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Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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The collective meow when they say "Ramadan" 😭
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can love bloom in a physical exercise room
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For Pi Day: where do you fall?
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THERE'S STILL HOPE
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MANIFESTING USABLE ETERNAL FLOWER FLOETTE 💥💥💥💥💥💥
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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
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me: so tell me, kitty, what are some of your favourite things? what brings you joy?
my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags
me: fascinating! now let's go a bit darker. what are your biggest fears?
my cat: oh so many things. for example crinkling and rustling plastic bags
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The beatles when they couldn’t think of what word to put at the end of a lyric
Ron: What about.. “love”?
Bingo: Oh yeah mate thats a proper good one
Rungo Bungo: Rungo Bungo!
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