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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin
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Hello, eldritch horror beyond our comprehension. 
In front of you is Kirby.
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little known fact: repeating "oobh i got plany off time" in your head while procrastinating on an impending deadline actually gives you more time to waste before you have to complete it
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i've been giggling at this for the past 15 minutes. it sounds so forceful. spotify is like look at this!!!! you listened to JEFF!!!!!!!! pay attention!! it was JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, that's a black belt. A blanket is a word used to describe a sort of misshapen pearl, or an ornate music/art style from the 17th-18th centuries.
wghat the fuck is a blanket
i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps
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⛓️ leatherdyke tux ⛓️
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Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:
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Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:
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Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing
The author’s unaddressed traumas
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i love this site i can post abt wanting 2 kill myself and then ten minutes later im posting abt wanting dick or smoking a joint
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Poster spotted in Brunswick, Victoria
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what's it called when u're chillin and then suddenly really don't want to be alive
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