want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE
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today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”
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wheres that venn diagram chart of muppet names
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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑
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mutuals to go to the aquarium with
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ermahgerd... mershed perderders
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ascends to another plane of existence
guh
yeraisa
I FORGOT THE actual words on the bingo but this goes under the otp one
YERAISA... so so so so good I remember when u introduced it to me and then I immediately imploded and exploded at the same time BECAUSE IT IS SO GOOD 😳 and my eyes have been eternally opened
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wake up gang a new ship bingo dropped, anyway send me a pairing and I’ll answer!
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The day promises heat
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Zillow house listings
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why are we here
to play the nintendo ds
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big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt
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Do you support girlbosses?
only her
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