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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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he’s such a seagull
all he do is eat hot chip and lie
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oh my sweet rendog
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Sweethearts, all of em
#oh#oh what if they made me cry#This is the sweetest thing#awww#<— (also jealous that I’m not in the right area to see it)..
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Hermitcraft expectations: Wholesome community of builders and redstoners with the occasional harmless prank
Hermitcraft reality: Barely contained chaos of capitalism, government corruption, general pettiness and old man yaoi
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i think that the funniest thing about the swedishbeans saga so far is picturing it from joel's point of view because. okay. imagine. you are joel smallishbeans. you are new to this whole hermitcraft thing. you've met iskall like, twice, and he's been kind of weird every time, but you're kind of weird back so you guess it's fine or whatever. you leave for vacation. you come back. someone has sent you dozens of unsolicited love letters and as much as you joke about etho it's probably not him. you find out it's iskall. you go to confront him to figure out hey, what the hell is this about? he gives a dramatic speech about you being in love and having left a sign on a prank you didn't do (and didn't actually leave) with a kiss on it, and how that means you're in love. you're just like. nah, man, i don't... know you? i have a wife. the man wails about how you're an awful person who has been leading him on, a terrible trickster. you aren't entirely certain what you had to do with any of this. you get home. he's mailed you bad breakup poetry now and declared that he's moved on but you haven't. you're still vaguely confused as to what has happened. then he invites you back to his house to build a statue of yourself so that he quote "doesn't need you anymore". i cannot emphasize enough you have talked to this man like twice. gem accuses you of being in a love spider's web and you honestly can't say she's wrong you're just confused about why everyone thinks this is in any way your fault,
#not to even MENTION the fact that joel’s watched iskall’s hermitcraft content for years#and now that he’s joined the server his youtuber does this???#it’s like. a reverse parasocial relationship#iskall’s obsessed with a random viewer#joel’s just like. w. wtf#what a pair#it’s hilarious also get me out of here sobs#hc10
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im devouring your art right now oh my god. delicious and thank you for the food 🙏🙏
thank youu!!!! :DD i offer you the Chef's Special: Another Etho
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Hermit a Day May: Day 8 — xBCrafted!
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Hermit-A-Day May - Day 4
Bzzzz.... Keralis Bee.... bzzzzzz...
I love watching his videos and just seeing these bees bobbing around randomly between trees or stuck in the water, all the while having these horrified looks on their faces. It's so perfect.
#I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS WHAT#i need that texture pack more than anything else#look at him go !#this is wonderful
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joel and iskall go through a breakupo (???) and iskall begins his yandere ex gf arc around 4 hours and thirty something minutes in.
This week on hermitcraft: the anime: the harem isekai protaganist joel is being lusted after by at least five different people
I really can’t overstate how weird this is, and how thirty four minutes long it is. I wanted to cut it down but there's never thirty seconds w/out Joel (or Jimmy) talk. I guess I’ll put some clips on youtube? I haven’t even finished all my weird flirty mcc clips (including iskall/jimmy)
Real quotes:
Joel: "Secret relationship???"
Iskall: "Do you not love me?"
Joel: "Not like that, we're just friends."
Iskall: "I just got friendzoned?"
Joel: "Deal with it."
Iskall's Crazy Ex Arc Twitch link , 04:26:00
(he also does youtube vods so hopefully it will wind up there)
Timestamps:
04:25:47 - Joel logs on and heads to Iskall Iskall claims it’s all cool ha ha it’s a prank he’s fine
04:31:15 - Joel is gone, threatens restraining order over chat
04:34:55 - Iskall declares his Jimmy arc
04:37 - Iskall is trying to frame Etho
04:39 - Iskall starts writing crazed letters and sending them
04:44 - Joel is back
04:47 - Etho reference
04:54 - Joel leaves for good
04:55 - Iskall brainstorms ways to be very weird about Joel
04:58 - Iskall worried people won’t get the joke is he gets too weird about Joel
(some of the screenshots or my summary may have gotten a bit out of order)
Summary: Joel is back from Japan and has seen all the mail from Iskall. He logs on, Iskall starts flirting. Iskall tells his chat that ha ha it's all funny Joel doesn't realize it's all funny.
Iskall explains why he thought he and Joel were in a "secret relationship" because of a prank and note Joel left him. Joel says it was not him. (His chat says it was False.) Joel seems utterly baffled and friendzones him. Iskall is also baffled.
Iskall: "Do you not love me?"
Joel: "Not like that, we're just friends."
Iskall: "I just got friendzoned?"
Iskall gets weird in chat, with Gem shouting and begging to get banned, Iskall sends Joel... crazy ex letters, I guess? I'm not screenshoting those, too many images, probably in his next ep.
Iskall declares he's moving on to his Jimmy arc, with his beautiful hair and eyes.
(Note: Iskall and Jimmy spent a bunch of time together for the Hermit Charity Stream. Maybe Iskall saw him with others and said, "Oh I can get much more homoerotic with hermits, huh." I'm new to Iskall but my friends say his obsession was never quite so... romantic framed.)
The previous day, on MCC, Iskall's first in three years:
Iskall somehow thinks he can pin anything here on Etho.
Iskall then tries to hire Joel to do armor stands and to sell him an apartment. Throughout all this, Etho is brought up several times.
I recommend keeping Iskall's chat up, it's not overwhelming and pretty fun. I've got some more chat quotes below the cut
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