* common hobbies based on online presence or generally discussed irl

** the reason can be whatever

pursuing a career in acting just so i can smoke and be covered in blood without any of the actual consequences of either

Absolutely overjoyed that people are still losing their minds over the Vampire Book for the second year in a row 130 year old book 1 year old subscription service all that’s happened so far is Jonathan consuming paprika and it’s #1 trending I love it

the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

Calling a man pretty is so true and real. You're a beautiful little thing to me

"They don't care if you fucking starve.

Who do you think pays the bills for all those palaces?"

Anti-monarchist sticker spotted in Telford, UK

the ppl who made re-animator were rly just like "hmmmm maybe if we put enough blood and gore and make enough confusing cuts that remove relevant plot material, ppl won't notice we're putting gay transgender sex on their screens" and really it didn't even come CLOSE to working but ya gotta give them an A for the effort

he’s a 10 but he can’t stop performing medical malpractice

you watch re-animator 1985 and it has the coolest intro, aesthetics matched 100%, sure the budget was $5 but who cares when the last visual shot is the glowing green serum inside a syringe getting smaller and smaller and then you hear a scream and you're like. holy shit this movie fucks hard. and so you watch part two. and there's the reborn head that got exploded in the first movie and it has bat wings attached so that it can fly around

and i hope you die. i hope we both die

hiiiii hello haha hii >:3c

DISCLAIMER: Before you decide to watch Re-Animator, make sure to check for content warnings, there is a scene that a lot of people choose to skip!

off to peru

i never see enough tips for trans women/transfem people so. here’s a video that came up about tucking :] (don’t worry she doesn’t use tape at all despite the thumbnail)

Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic.

im a homosexual