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Objects of Desire
Cecil, 22, he/him. Boygirl fagdyke extraordinaire. AO3
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he should not be at the club he should be getting his plan b
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my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick
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Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)
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I’m so burnt out from work that this little rat making music has me crying on this fine Friday night
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Advice if you love/care about an addict but they're not ready for abstinence. This is meeting people where they're at- the most important part of harm reduction
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.
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it really is so funny to think that the writers sat down to introduce eddie as a new main character in 2x01 and said "you know how we should get the audience on board with this character? we should have buck be really threatened and do this stupid peacocking macho dick-measuring contest that turns to grudging respect and eventual friendship, like maverick and iceman in top gun" and then the show ran long enough that they made buck canonically bi and accidentally retconned 2x01 into buck wanting to fuck eddie so bad it made him look stupid. like maverick and iceman in top gun
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin
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#rgu. lol#i feel like i didnt grasp a lot of the way early rgu works cause i didnt have the genre context
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Decided I’m resurrecting this
#i loved this video so much as a kid. really good#one day when you are older you could get hit by a boulder made me laugh out loud
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Things i learned as a child that probably no one intended to teach me
To grown-ups, being bad at stuff is a sin. Forgetting stuff is the worst sin of all, and also doesn’t exist - it is widely believed (and your behaviour will be interpreted thusly) that in some Freudian sense, it is impossible to forget things if you care about them or their consequences or the people who care about those things.
Your being happy and enjoying what you do doesn’t matter. All that matters is whether you are Fulfilling Your Potential.
Human beings do not require rest outside of sleep. Thinking that you do is called ‘being lazy’.
Who you show physical affection to is a matter of politeness and social protocol, and has nothing to do with your own desires
It is rude to inform people of your preferences, even if they seem to care about catering to them and therefore might find this useful information.
Etiquette centres around doing things in especially awkward, skilful and time-consuming ways in order to demonstrate superiority over people who aren’t able to keep up.
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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