POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy 

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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

telepathy, but make it more abstract

David Tennant has one of the most adorably pro-aging fanbases I’ve ever seen like we’ll see a hint of grey or his crows feet popping off and be like “YES KING MORE PLEASE”

KATE & ANTHONY | BRIDGERTON S3 PROMO

how i look bagging the baddest bitch in the ton after doing everything wrong

BRIDGERTON (2020 - ) | s02 ep08 'THE VISCOUNT WHO LOVE ME' / s03 SNEAK PEEK (insp.)

push HIM against the desk. make HIM whimper

“Tumblr is my bedroom” this “tumblr is a pinboard” that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

Just saying if Ray slept with a ghost in the 1st GB and Egon slept with Ghost slime in the 2nd Ghostbusters Phoebe could have totally kissed Melody in Ghostbusters Frozen Empire

Phoebe: My first girlfriend turned into the fabric of the universe.

Podcast: That’s rough, buddy.

*slaps roof of movie*

That feeling when you temporarily turn into a ghost so you can be on the same temporal plain as your Ghost Girl Friend but then your Ghost GF is actually working for the Big Bad Guy because she thinks its the only way she can get to the otherside to be with her family (they all died, she accidentally burnt down their house) and she tricked you into becoming a ghost (temporarily) so the Big Bad Guy could control you and make you release him from his trap. He then sets out to end the world and almost kills your entire family but then Ghost GF has a change of heart and actually helps save you and your family (using the same thing that killed her family, this is her unfinished business and so she can now move on) and like you didn't even get to have your first kiss.

Spoilers for ghostbusters

James Acaster as Lars Pinfield

not dating, not friends, but a secret third option (finding each other in the fabric of the universe)

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart