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when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably
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this is genuinely making me lose it
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Arknights' director Lowlight after he had to respond to accusations that Hypergryph stole Kal'tsit's design from a pixiv artist called Lowlight
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For sale: So many bottles, unpopped
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esser-z · 2 months
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Crossover pitch: Mark Millar's Nemesis is doing his edgelord thing when suddenly his intended target turns out to be a secret robot and then he gets his ass kicked by Lord Nemesis
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Melf - Dungeons & Dragons (LJN)
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esser-z · 4 months
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When I was in rehab I had a roommate who was this little old black lady and she was completely blind. And I saw that and was like “anybody gonna be this lady’s guide?” And didn’t wait for an answer. I actually got in trouble for “perpetuating lesbianism” BECAUSE I WOULD LEAD HER BY THE FUCKIN HAND. And that was “”too gay for the program”” so I had to make sure she held my elbow instead and like. What really pissed me off is that she was not given aid whatsoever for her disability. It was fucking me doing her paperwork. I was able to help her sign her own name but I had to fill out all of her intake stuff and ask all these invasive ass demographic questions like don’t you motherfuckers have a guy for that??? I’m here trying to fucking recover too, not interrogate this poor woman with questions about whether or not she’s ever been raped or abused or whatever
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I know this image is just an artistic rendering, but was Chicxulub even close to being that big?
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YES, ABSOLUTELY. if anything, that paleoart UNDERSTATES it!
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the Chicxulub Impactor was about six miles wide, meaning that when its bottom edge slammed into the atlantic ocean at roughly 20 km/s, its top edge was still in the upper atmosphere.
(infographic cadged from Kurzgesagt)
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esser-z · 4 months
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obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
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reblog to be eaten by this thing
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Cursed TLT ending theory: "no, John, you are the demons." and then John was a zombie
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The lyrics "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know" hit differently in the age of climate change
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