God there's something about the idea that Hector was wearing Achilles's old armor when he faced him to die. when Achilles saw Hector he saw a mirror of himself, and he knew exactly where to aim

I got lazy drawing his horns last time, so I had to prove to myself I could do better and then I grabbed a kibbitzer ref and kept going—

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

no one:

me writing my fic:

Jin ZiXuan: I feel my siblings intentionally chose the scariest people they could find just to mess with me. Nie MingJue looks like he would start brnchpressing me at the drop of a hat. Wen Qing has got plans for my liver and not all of them involve Fava beans and Chianti. I'd say the delinquent is the least scary of them all. He is just like those neurotic chihuahuas trying to bite your ankle.

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.A-Qing: That would be 82.90. Would you like extra napkins?

I actually ran a game for my players with a similar plot. An 800 years old Essek hired a group of adventurers to break into his old towers and loot his old stuff (the Watch wouldn’t set foot there due to the Ridiculous Security Measures).

was reminded about Essek's geometer and I'm here to pitch a reverse Home Alone situation where the Nein break into Essek's towers to get a bunch of cool shit he had to leave without, but first they have to get inside without alerting the Aurora Watch by setting off his forty-seven ridiculous security measures

i think molly was the one to initially braid and put all the little beads in yashas hair

The Mob is Woke🎶 The Mob ain't Broke🎶

Woke Mob (aka: "Mobbinary") along with their buddy He/Himple and proud mother Reigen Arataka~! Based on this Twitter post:

I absolutely loved seeing all the different takes on the Woke Mob Meme from various artists, so I decided that I wanted to make my own and finally worked up the courage to do so! and I honest to Mob love this piece so much! I'm so happy with how they turned out, and I hope you guys like them too!

one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

Beau strikes me as the kind of person to be like “I hate kids” even while being in denial about having like. Eight of them. The Cobalt Soul library puts her in charge of the kids reading hour and she complains VICIOUSLY and then they try to replace her and she’s like “NO.” A kid complains about their parents ONCE and they end up sleeping at her and Yasha’s more often than their house. Veth asks her to do a lesson at the camp and she’s like “UGH do I have to? I hate children” while she’s holding a baby and correcting a teenager’s math homework and letting a giggly toddler hide under the long part of her robes and interrupting herself mid-argument to go “Hey, TJ, put that sword down, Mom said no blades until you’re 12, okay!”

Me: Molly died 4 years ago. His death can't hurt me no more.

Taliesin on if molly felt his death was worth it: As long as Beau got away? Yeah.

Me:.....welp I'm in my feelings again.