PLEASE DONT ACTUALLY DO THIS WE NEED OUR CORAL REEFS FOR MOST AQUAMARINE LIFE ON EARTH AND THATS THE FIRST PLACE THEYLL COLONIZE OMG

Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters

Yk whenever I was 11 I was doing vigorous smut rps and I didn’t know how the human body worked.

I thought that men could get preggo but only from women not from men

and that it was harder because I thought the slick that comes out of a woman’s vagina when she’s ready for action was what got the man pregnant, so I made this wonderful invention of a strap that sucked out the slick and put it through a hole in the top to br33d the man and included it in several rps and I’m pretty sure some people still believe that’s how the body works bc nobody corrected me

CONCUSSED ME WHAT WHAT IS THUS

i posted this last night when i was concussed and i think i didnt read this fully and was asking if the bullets you bit, in a literal sense, were tasty

I think it might be time I finally bite my bullets and make a Patreon

bee be dee dee de boop boop be de dee boopity boop

theres a fly crawling on my screen

om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

i like the hat

mushroom cat

gosh he hungy

i didnt read the post by the way my brain hurts too much

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

this reminded me that meowths voice actress is trans

queer as in meow meow mreooow merp mew >^_^<

were they tasty

I think it might be time I finally bite my bullets and make a Patreon

prebbby

just gals being pals amirite

i reblogged from the wrong post but im not gonna delete it because im losing my shit

Hey with all the piracy going on, be careful

you don’t know what could have a virus, don’t blindly trust random people on tumblr/twitter offering free cartoons!

i like food

Hey with all the piracy going on, be careful

you don’t know what could have a virus, don’t blindly trust random people on tumblr/twitter offering free cartoons!

my brain is bleeding i thnks

And remember kids, your blood is supposed to be inside your body. If it’s outside of your body then something has gone very wrong.

butttt if we make more histormum, we get can get more cultural food

Stop making history. We already have enough as is.

shooooppp

this youtube thumbnail makes me lose control