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eridan-the-great · 8 months
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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"
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eridan-the-great · 8 months
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Water painted by Ivan Aivazovsky (1817 - 1900)
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eridan-the-great · 9 months
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I'd twisted my ankle wwhile trying to get around one of the less wwalkable parts of the ship, thanks to my heels.
Kar was bandagin it up for me, tellin me "I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DO ALL THIS STUPID CRAP LIKE THIS, DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE EASIER IF, OH, I DON'T KNOW, YOU DROPPED THE FUCKING HEELS?"
He doesn't get it though! It's about the drama, the impression you leavve. The theatrics, Kar! Wwhat's the point a doin any of this in the first place if you're not leavvin evveryone else in awwe by the end!
He shakes his head at me. He just doesn't get it, he thinks the theatrics is too much. Oh wwell. One day, maybe, I'll get him into the groovve of it too. He'll smile, and grin, and then he'll understand.
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eridan-the-great · 1 year
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
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Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
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eridan-the-great · 1 year
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CREATURE????
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eridan-the-great · 1 year
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Updated blog the blog title and desc to better reflect wwhat to expect from this blog. Cause, wwe, uh, got a followwer. Hi followwer ? Feel free to unfolloww at any point if you stop likin wwhats on here wwe knoww it aint nothin personal and wwe all just tryna livve our best livves (this applies to evverybody)
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eridan-the-great · 1 year
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︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵🏴‍☠️ ♒︎ 🏴‍☠️ ︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵  
Of all the pirates on the seas The worst of them was Blackbeard So damnable a fiend from hell He was the one they most feared Any man who sailed with him Was taking quite a chance He’d hang them from the gallows Just to see if they could dance (ha! ha!)
︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵🏴‍☠️ ♒︎ 🏴‍☠️ ︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵  
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eridan-the-great · 1 year
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now draw him lost at sea and succumbing to the madness
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eridan-the-great · 1 year
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Seagull sounds are beautiful to me. Too bad they are the wails of dead sailors
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eridan-the-great · 1 year
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oh my god.
did she. resent... me?
all this time... i thought that she and i... wwere friends. buds! maybe a little pitch, but all in good platonic fun, but...
did she wwant something more from this? from us?
from me?
did i fail her?
god.
course i fuckin didnt. but i just knoww thats exactly howw shed see it.
no fuckin wwonder she ended up turnin me in just another one of the many relationships i effed up in that lifetime
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