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the name is fog | they/them | agender, adhd, bi , poly, and on the autism spectrum | god let me live for 27 years and i‘m going to make that everyone else’s problem
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Still honestly surprised Woe.Begone hasn't gotten bigger on tumblr since it stars a snarky, pathetic man who is constantly covered in his own and/or other people's blood and he's even gay. There's a sinister well-dressed British villain who psychosexually tortures the MC sometimes. There's Marissa Ng (with a tank). I can only assume it's because people are intimidated by the amount of content thanks to the weekly update schedule and the fact that it has the most convoluted timeline I have yet encountered in a work of fiction.
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im obsessed with mike walters he's gay he's a cowboy he's the bear he's never made a normal decision in his life he's cut off so many limbs he's the most and least killable man in the universe he's an anarcho communist he dropped his boyfriend husband into the pacific ocean he eats a normal amount of biscuits and gravy what a guy
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can i get permission to say something that could potentially get me killed here and would DEFINITELY get me killed on twitter. am i safe with you here
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let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”
it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and i you know what? I was happy.
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Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.
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smth smth amalgamation of religious devotion and sexual desire, idk, I'm not a word wizard
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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
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TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE l APRIL 2024
ALFREDO JUÁREZ | RAMI ASTRO | JOSHUA INTINI | KENDALL RUST | DERAN HALL | KUZCOKHANDA | TREVOR MAHLMANN | OTHINGSTODO | NASA | STEVEN RATNIK
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https://instagram.com/leaveblackgirlsalone?igshid=1meekdps1mmd2
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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
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This dicetray is inspired by the lesbian pride flag and some of them just flew in and are available again!
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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