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epprbcu-shipping · 2 days
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Oh hi Luce
Also came here looking for horny?
uh. I feel as if I have been summoned here by. fate or something. where am I?
-@lusty-minus-luce
You're talking to Jordan. Or, um. The three of us.
Hiiiii~ I'm Lovebug!
Winter.
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epprbcu-shipping · 3 days
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Buying a car who's coming?
Hello, Carl.
Whenever you come home from driving your car, you open the hood and let it run loudly for several minutes, no matter what time of day or night. Everyone who complains, you tell to eat a dick.
In front of you is a bull penis we got from the butcher shop. It was the most uncomfortable conversation any of us has had in a long time.
If you wish to leave this room alive, you have to eat the whole thing. The room you are in is filthy. The meat is raw. If you don't hurry, it might make you sick.
Should you give up, you'll simply die here. Or, you can swallow your words and live.
Make your choice.
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epprbcu-shipping · 9 days
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Yeesh, guess they really don't like me
Cleric's uncursing thing, remember?
It's what the fans want, I have to
They only picked you because they had to pick someone
Am I that annoying?
GET IT TOGETHER, TILDA!
Help us not drink the poison!
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epprbcu-shipping · 9 days
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(Wrong reblog Luce?)
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epprbcu-shipping · 10 days
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do you remember how that anon didn't say what kind of poison it was
it could lead to something worse than death rather than death itself
...use cleric anon's blessing to not be red-green colorblind?
YES.
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epprbcu-shipping · 10 days
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UwU
OwO
Awh man, i was hoping there would still be two tildas.
-@lusty-minus-luce
Unfortunately, the anons want one gone
Wanna do anything while there's still two of us~
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epprbcu-shipping · 10 days
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Awh man, i was hoping there would still be two tildas.
-@lusty-minus-luce
Unfortunately, the anons want one gone
Wanna do anything while there's still two of us~
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epprbcu-shipping · 10 days
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Uh oh
Oh dear
Help us not drink the poison!
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epprbcu-shipping · 10 days
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suddenly, you are hit by a large, bright, magical, beam. you feel rejuvenated! +15 hp, removes three curses of choice. curse of fading has been removed.
congratulations, and good luck, my friend. anons are not a friendly bunch.
~Cleric Anon
Thank you so much!
Give us a few minutes to decide on curses to negate
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epprbcu-shipping · 11 days
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[+10 Anon Repellent]
Seems like you need this.
:3
:3
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epprbcu-shipping · 11 days
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Help us not drink the poison!
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epprbcu-shipping · 11 days
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dumps an ammonia based solution on you
Alright alright fine we'll drink
Just give us a damn minute!
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epprbcu-shipping · 11 days
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dumps chlorine on you
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epprbcu-shipping · 11 days
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curse of drought
Well shit
This is not funky
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epprbcu-shipping · 11 days
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4 potions 2 are poisoned and red 2 are green dyed water
Uh oh
Not drinking it
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epprbcu-shipping · 11 days
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curse of red green colorblindness
Oh god we have red and green on us
How will we ever tell Mario from Luigi now?
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epprbcu-shipping · 11 days
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curse of an immortal and very fast caterpillar
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
I'm getting an idea >:3
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