Whenever you come home from driving your car, you open the hood and let it run loudly for several minutes, no matter what time of day or night. Everyone who complains, you tell to eat a dick.
In front of you is a bull penis we got from the butcher shop. It was the most uncomfortable conversation any of us has had in a long time.
If you wish to leave this room alive, you have to eat the whole thing. The room you are in is filthy. The meat is raw. If you don't hurry, it might make you sick.
Should you give up, you'll simply die here. Or, you can swallow your words and live.
suddenly, you are hit by a large, bright, magical, beam. you feel rejuvenated! +15 hp, removes three curses of choice. curse of fading has been removed.
congratulations, and good luck, my friend. anons are not a friendly bunch.
~Cleric Anon
Thank you so much!
Give us a few minutes to decide on curses to negate