i am back

i was bored so i redownloaded this app. mostly everything past this point is suuuuuuper cringy so sorry about that.

Brace Yourselves

referring to things in real life as canon is so funny

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

un espejismo, una rebelión

by matialonsor

why did they make us stack cups in elementary school

A photoset of a thread posted today by Planned Parenthood via twitter. They’re breaking news about congress taking steps to defund Planned Parenthood and end with a call to action.

You can follow them at @PPact on twitter to catch their live developments of what is happening as this unfolds.

When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.

mood

You’ve unlocked a new level 2017! Good job on collecting the star for 2016, and good luck on your newest adventure. Happy new year, players! :D

how do you feel about cosplaying?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i don't really do it anymore but it's cool!

“Are we gonna have a problem?”

Day 291: Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara, and Heather Duke (Heathers)

“Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…”

Day 317: Ariel Moore (Footloose)

“Who do I ask for help? Is it all on me?…Is it all on me?”

Day 319: Sonya (Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812)

Happy Opening @greatcometbway!

“Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? But because I knew you I have been changed for good…”

Day 323: G(a)linda Upland and Elphaba Thropp (Wicked)

“Warner may have seen a girl who was just sleeping her way to the top, but I see a girl who doesn’t need to.”

Day 327: Vivienne Kensington (Legally Blonde)

“If I fall in love, what will love impart? Will it change me? Can I be bound by love and still be free?”

Day 335: Elizabeth Bennet (Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice)