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The Entomophobic Janitor
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Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle
Laios and fair food
2. Taako cooking for real
3. Encounters with plants
(hello, in the manga, the pollen comes out the mouths)
bonus
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FYI every purchase of any of The Adventure Zone music on Griffin McElroy's Bandcamp will be entirely donated to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund for the rest of 2023. His music is set at 'name your price', and the McElroys are also going to match the donations.
If you've listened to even a bit of any TAZ campaign, you surely know what a fantastic musician Griffin is, and there is no better time to purchase his music than now.
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“A little heartthrob” The Canadian Goose and Vermilion Flycatcher
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assorted shitpost redraws from the last few weeks while I finish actual serious art
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
Link will be in the reblog!
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Thinking of the part of the TAZ Balance finale when John is in parle with Merle and Griffin describes him looking at Merle each time his king takes a piece and the bonds tie on etc. I can't help but wonder if John was thinking as Merle forgets his kids age and what John did for a living, the fate of existence is depensing on this old man figuring out my chess metaphor. Just like that's the ballgame, we're doomed, lmao.
Also, though, the fact that John brought Merle into the parle parlor, meaning John could die but the Hunger couldn't kill Merle. The fact Merle in fact didn't kill John, but agreed to join him in one final game of chess. John killed Merle literally every time they met, but this single time Merle had the chance to kill the one who made his friends suffer for over a century, who was currently eating his universe for the second time, he just strikes up casual conversation. It's a distillation of his character in one series of scenes that I will never get over.
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This may be too niche but...
The first earth benders
The first fire benders
The first water benders
The first air benders
The first ozempic benders
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HOLY SHIT Stolen Century FANS !
Relistening to taz Balance and I have the best song rec for y'all that i can't gatekeep any longer
not only is it beautiful but the lyrics sound like they were written for stolen century
some examples
float out into the storm, like a pair of blinded birds
never thought it would look like this, a plane so happy and kind
no place I'd rather be, lost in your resplendence
we got so cavalier, replaying mistakes and revoking our fears
when you cannot find peace of mind, take me, take mine
like are you kidding Mr. Nutini r u a fan
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full lyrics under the cut
Float out into the storm
Like a pair of blinded birds
Don't spill me or leave me alone in your tree
Never thought it would look like this
A plane so happy and kind, oh
No, there's no
No place that I'd rather be
Lost in your resplendence
When you cannot find peace of mind
Take me, take mine
And when you get lost in control
Know that there's somewhere to go
When you cannot find peace of mind
Take me, take mine
In the valley
We got so cavalier
Replaying mistakes and revoking our fears
Never thought I would feel like this
Though I cannot deny I try
But there's no
No place that I'd rather be
Lost in your resplendence
When you cannot find peace of mind
Take me, take mine
No, there's no
No place that I'd rather be
No
No place that I'd rather be
Go slow
We don't need anymore
Go slow
We don't want anymore
- Paolo Nutini // take me, take mine
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I am kinda obsessed with the specific kinds of angst that can be generated from stolen century death
Lup opening her eyes at the start of a new cycle to find Taako by her side blinking in confusion because he didnt even hear the power word kill coming a week into the last cycle. Taako who didnt even realize he was gone until he was back but Lup is looking at him like hes a ghost
Magnus taking a bite from a monster throwing himself in the way of Taako and managing to kill it before he collapsed and bled out in Taako's arms
Years of narrow escape where it's just merle and one person he managed to heal in time holed up in the ship because it's not safe out at night and the days here are terribly short, the way he and Lucretia would leave the other's spots at the table untouched until they were back
Davenport who is responsible for all of them and most of them are So Young and hes so tired of burying them
Idk man it's just a really facinating type of grief
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been really enjoying the new season and wanted to take a crack at some vs Dracula design concepts,,,I love them so bad. might change them up a bit as time goes on but for now take them and this bonus doodle
#the adventure zone#the adventure zone versus dracula#taz versus dracula#brother phileaux#lady godwin#crawford muttner
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Boy I do love watching the eclipse, I sure hope no cacophonous sound knocks my friends unconscious and no eyes of a terrible extradimensional force show up in the Ethereal Plane to start a ticking countdown to the world's doom!
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stop asking where Marcille went. she was doing magic research.
prior post
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after Story and Song, the non-Magnus members of the IPRE plus Carey and Killian start packing bags for their big group adventure of Killing Governor Kalen As Dead As Possible, and some of the people who aren't as desensitized as Merle and Taako are to Angus being at murder scenes express some apprehension about the eleven year old coming along for this one. Merle and Taako instead claim they don't want Angus to come because they think he'll snitch (Taako is exaggerating slightly to get a rise out of Angus, but no one can quite tell if Merle means it).
Angus assures them that of course he agrees this is a morally justified murder, and therefore not one to snitch about, but he really wants to come because even in all his years as a homicide detective, he almost never gets to watch murders be committed with his own two eyes! just think of the learning opportunity, sirs! it's not every day I get such an ethically defensible chance to study murdering techniques so up close and personal!
eventually Lucretia sits him down. she gently points out that due to the number of people involved, and those people's particular skillsets, Kalen is going to be murdered in a fashion that not one single person on Faerun has ever been murdered in before or ever will be murdered in again.
and sure enough, when Kalen is stabbed with eighteen knives, immolated in fire, shot full of enough crossbow bolts that they look like turkey feathers, suffocated in an impenetrable magical bubble, impaled by the divine spear of Della Reese, bitten in half by Dupree the Tyrannosaurus Rex, and run over by a literal spaceship all before being resurrected as a zombie to do it all over again... Angus has to agree. she had a point.
however, he does sit his assorted parents down afterwards, and gently asks if they've ever heard of an "alibi" or "reasonable doubt" in their lives. why were you so concerned about me snitching, sir? how was bringing the planar system's only spaceship not snitching on yourself?!
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finally got around to listening to the adventure zone and OH MY GOD i have been missing out
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shelly said please divorce for my podcasting pleasure
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I love that canonically there’s a world in which Merle shows up in a town, establishes a religion, and then disappears in an incredible display of ribbons of light as the apocalypse descends and then the town lives though the apocalypse. It’s one of the most compelling depictions of religion I’ve ever seen. Because even though Merle and the crew’s work did end up saving that world, they didn’t know what would happen when they first arrived and Merle began building the church. The options were either Merle establishes a religion and instills hope in a people that has had no hope in the past and that Merle knows is going to be destroyed, giving them some semblance of peace at the end OR Merle creates hope in a place of hard living, saves them from literal Armageddon, and then becomes a fucking Holy Legend and he doesn’t see any of his fame because he knows he has to leave. It’s such a beautiful choice by Clint and I tear up every time I hear the depiction of that final scene in the church, even with my own feelings about religion.
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excerpts from the journals
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