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Brownie, our nearly 4 month old baby girl <3

*masturbates for serotonin*

I consistently leave social situations feeling like I’ve talked too much and too loudly, and emphatically said things I don’t mean. I leave wishing I’d given more compliments and eaten more slowly. How do other people speak so fluidly, tell their stories so gracefully? I am messy and hungry and always swearing, always starting my sentences without knowing where they’ll end. 

'Carrot transport'

Artwork by Satoe Tone

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!