i'm about to start kissing hostages

I am 50 words above the maximum limit, please someone kill me 😭

Seeing this retarded trend of women saying they would rather be alone in the woods with a bear than with a man and I'm just like??? Are they stupid??? "At least the bear will leave my body alone" no??? The bear will maul it?? Do women not understand that bears sometimes start eating while the victim is still alive??

I apparently had an epiphany about my exam last night and i wrote down "Hirden" so i would remember to include it. I don't fucking know what i meant, i have fucking forgotten what tf "Hirden" was supposed to mean lmao 😭

"I would recognize Taiwan as a country and establish..." brother you just imploded the world economy and started the largest war seen in 80 years...

Love seeing online posts that go "What I would do as president of America" and the first 3 points alone would plunge the world into 5 different global wars lmao

Went to watch a His Majesty the King's Guard parade today 🇧🇻

Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and lambs can never be of one mind, but hate each other out and out an through. Therefore there can be no understanding between you and me, nor may there be any covenants between us, till one or other shall fall