yes anon, my daughter will absolutely not know who her father is regardless of the fact that she already calls me daddy.

@doctorpcircus he immediately dropped his bag of candy, climbed into the chair and ripped his shoes off. well alright.

Oh piss off, babe. I didn't expect you to go doing bloody cartwheels off mattresses for christs sake.

i’m never going to forgive you. you left me all alone, babe. how could you. YOU KNOW I’M PRONE TO ACCIDENTS.

... You poor, poor girl. Have you tried throwing tea bags at them while singing British classics to scare them away?

Dude, when you find out, let me know. Like three people are trying to make me “base dance” and I don’t fucking know what’s going. I just woke up.

--I don't think I'm supposed to show up on the pH scale, love.

You’re not very based, babe. It’s always too early for you, go back to bed under your rock.

The last time I tried to understand what everyone was bloody saying, I just ended up getting a headache so I'm just--going to not even try to figure this out honestly. Let's just... have a nice, proper English conversation over a nice proper cup of English tea.

If you find out, let me know? Everyone’s confusing me with their lack of english speaking and I have a headache. 

What the piss is everyone talking about...? It's too early for this.

Best part of being a dad: dressing your children in embarrassing but cute Halloween costumes.

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying, boy. I swear I'm gonna drag you boys to grandmum and granddad's just to show you I'm nowhere near as bad as they are.

…. So you are saying to me that you will not turn the air conditioning on because it’s October.. Old man, mein gott. 

.... Actually, the afro was about six years past its style date and I will willingly admit that, so excuse you.

BACK IN MY DAY……. I sold dope for a living and women were hotter and the whole government only cared about world peace and food stamps. Also, back in my day, I had the most stylish haircut ever, aye.

.... It's October. I shouldn't have to run my bloody air conditioner, it should be bloody cool all day already. Bloody global warming is going to kill all of my tour-fans.

….. Dad, we do have air conditioning.. and fans. With the front cover off of them, did you know this? How strange.

Would you like me to continue into a hissy about the government? And about how back in my day things were different, aye?

Nice to see you’re alive and well enough to bitch and moan about the weather changes, Dad.

Between the bloody heatwave and constant use it got too hot----- so I put it outside for a bit to cool of. Just waitin'.

….. You’re off the xbox, dad?

It's October and it's still that time of the year where it's freezing in the early morning and late at night, but too bloody hot for the sweaters you've got to/want to wear by the middle of the day. What the piss is this?

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…wait what

..... hi bird.

M!A: Shaun now has an opposite personality to his normal self for two days. (Personality switch)