Livin la penis smoka

trans women are everywhere and are so eager to be seen and heard but only if they feel safe around you. if you hardly ever have trans women interacting with you, especially online, then consider there might be a reason for that and you should address it

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

It's important to me that everyone understands that if you've got an autistic friend who periodically sends you pictures/videos/whatever of your Thing, because they know you're into it... They love you.

Now don't get me wrong, It may not necessarily be romantic love, they might not want to run off to a little farm in Montana where you'll be married forever and raise little sheeps...

But they definitely love you. And they're so happy when they spot a post about X and go "ooh, my friend likes X! I'll send it to them!".

Because they love you and want you to be happy.

Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

One of my favorite things about Morrowind's unique flavor compared to other games in the series is how the Morag Tong (Morrowind's equivalent of the Dark Brotherhood) is actually a legally sanctioned organization within the province's legal system, as Dunmeri politics consider assassination a valid way of resolving political conflicts between the Great Houses because at some point they realized that a noble paying to get another noble assassinated is probably a better alternative for everyone than starting a whole civil war about it.

Im cuddling a blahaj or two... im so eepy...

i am one of those anime girl images where shes sleepy actually. thats me

I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

Link to the Reddit thread

this post is going to stay up forever, but I'm going to reblog this post with a picture of a funny cat I drew wearing big boots. the reblog that has the cat in it will only be available for 5 minutes so good luck if you manage to see or find that version.

I'll add the cat to this post about a minute after posting this. I need to add an image description so it'll take a sec

found an old script i wrote where two characters meet and like each other so they decide to immediately get married and at the wedding when they’re about to kiss the bride says “wait, let’s have a dance party instead” and yet i had absolutely no idea i was on the aromantic spectrum and asexual

When you’ve been goofing off at work and turn around and see your boss

hey. why can i enable subliminal weight loss mantras in bejeweled 3

if prev had your luxury credit card what would the credit card information be

The next round will begin shorty.

But first: There's been a slight incident with Macro Cosmos' energy sector. We assure you it was a freak accident. Our inspectors are on in right now. Multiple shareholders have also pulled out of FICSIT due to ethical conflicts. But they'll manage, I'm sure. Arasaka is having a minor hardware malfunction. They're engineers assure us it's an easy fix. Just... don't overuse augmentations in the meantime. Halcyon is currently dealing with a few... pension negotiations. But I assure you the commonfolk will be calmed soon... Now, I have to go double-check my safe-room. Happy toiling!