HELP YOU'RE ACTUALLY SO CUTE

….!!!!!

BEEMP BOOMP??

Hello WORLD!

Last updated: 12/19/23

This phrase comes in so many forms, and remains consistent among so many of these robotic blogs!

Without any further Ado...

I recently discovered these blogs on my recommended, and was INSTANTLY captured by the dozens of stories, personalities, and intricate threads of lore. I will definitely make a neat little list of all of the blogs I have found thus far to make it easier for me to navigate this new universe.

I could not NOT make a blog like this after I saw these enchanting characters, so what I will be doing here is rambling to myself about these guys. Theories, notes, comments, and reblogging my personal favorite posts from this corner of the internet. I will use THESE tags: #robot theory (A theory, duh!) #robot art (Spreading the fanart <3) #robot sillies (The haha mechanical funnies reblog) #robot rambles (Literally anything else)

NONE OF THIS IS CANON TO THE EMOTIONALLY-XYZ-ROBOT LORE, THIS IS JUST THE INSANE RAMBLING OF SOMEBODY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS. The list: @emotionally-mature-mechanic @physically-robotic-medic @physically-robotic-heavy @physically-robotic-giantscout @emotionally-anxious-spybots @mentally-joyful-demobot @physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-artificial-medic @physically-bloody-medibot @physically-intolerable-scoutbot @physically-golden-scoutbot @emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @emotionally-mean-mechamedes @emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes @mentally-forgetful-medibot @mentally-vivid-spybot @physically-roman-soldierbot @mentally-feral-sniperbot @emotionally-wired-pyrobot @emotionally-droning-pyrobot @physically-fabricated-soldierbot @spiritually-haunted-medibot @physically-renewed-medibot

A goofy, a silly if you will

Body horror under cut

“I still think about you sometimes.”

SKRRRRRRRR

^^^Close up of face Opinion on this robot?!?!?!?!?? (Metatron)

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*Gasps* ANOTHER ROBOT! I've officially met two!

@mentally-humane-scout-bot

Audible jazz hands

MWHAHAHAH FUNKMISER WINS AGAAAAIIINNN!!!

SKRRRRRR

^^^Close up of face Opinion on this robot?!?!?!?!?? (Metatron)

BEEMP BEEMP BEEMP BEEMP BEEMP BEEMP BEEMP BEEMP

Happy Monday from Redibot and Pyrobot

Continue to be gay and do crimes, everyone

what is wrong with you?????

*hands you a tungsten cube*

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

can you blep for me

hey you yes you why are you covered in blood

what does the world look like to you?

-@emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot

jesus fucking christ back the fuck up

A red pyrobot approaches with much swagger, and holds out a closed fist, it appears it has something for Proto.

-@emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot on the wrong account

O-OOH? WAS I-IST DAS?? WHAT HAV-VE YOU GOT FOR ME-E???

where are you texting from?

[but it’s cold.]