they dont even know the “i can excuse racism” and guy walking in with pizza memes are from the gayest weirdest most mentally ill show of the 2000s that got cancelled twice and sent an entire streaming platform into bankruptcy

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Yes I stare at her selfies late at night! What’s so wrong about that?!

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

Florida as escapism, Florida as the miracle move-on drug, Florida is the cyclone, Florida as the place to start over!!!

What a crash, what a rush, fuck me up Florida!!!!

Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube

Pink crayon art :)

i love the strict boss and his hyperactive tech analyst that he’s overly protective over duo

alexander hamilton ass woman

get it in, loser, we’re going to the psych ward

i think. with a lot of the implications this album makes. you guys need to get really okay with the fact that a person struggling with addiction may not always look like the preconceived caricature you have in your minds of what an addict looks like or who can or can’t be an addict

i can't believe this is the day the double album truthers are right. oh my god