NOT FAIR NOT FAIRRRR
OH IT TOO IS FAIR!
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE SHORT ONE NOW?!
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Pizza, you are correct. that’s the same guy but in a different font
calvin onion suit
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its so fucked up when kabru takes off his armour and he's literally in tan slacks, brown belt and a turtle neck. this motherfucker rocked up to the dungeon in business casual and you wonder why he's getting his gay ass killed every level
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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
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Just a reminder that there’s only a few days left till the start of nordegrim week!
Please tag @daily-nordegrim on all your posts so I can easily see them and reblog them there. I don’t want to miss any of them :]
Also don’t worry about trying to post them on time. As I said in the prompt post, I’ll be accepting late submissions 1-2 weeks after the start of the event (heck some of my posts will be late as well!)
Anyways, I look forward to seeing all the submissions. Hope you all are having a good weekend!
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack
🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them
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