teeny wenus big wagina
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back in 2020 i had a dream in which my grandpa came to me and told me he would die in august, amongst other things. every august i am a little on edge. i know it is just a dream but my dreams often come true. its august again, and i am posting this to have a record of my prediction, just in case it comes true. if it doesnt, ah well..
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Everyone is now banned from Tumblr
everyone
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゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
nobody hates me more than i hate me
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
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I hate watching white people on buzzfeed trying “ethnic” food and gagging when they eat something that has more flavor than a rice cracker
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how do you sleep at night?
i don’t.
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teacher: any questions, class?
me: ya what the fuck
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My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
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Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
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what do you call a person who has poor hearing?
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When you got a little health in a video game and some bullsh*t kills you
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