Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

About to earn File In Small Claims life points

Adult life points earned! You’ve: Called The Police ‼️

1940s evening dress with 3D strawberry embellishments 🍓

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim