there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

born to love forced to grieve

She want my meat cus I’m funny

[User is being eaten by the Forest Witch]

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

i have been so busy omg.

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

oooooooooooooooooooooh! that makes more sense.

i don't think the evil titan people would have actually taken her to jail...

@embellishedbookworm

Ava, Chi, Aeria, and Hannah are playing Monopoly; no actual jail involved.

well i ALSO don't want her to go to jail!

does she need bail? because i can probably pay. do they take caegers? boonbucks? i have tons of both.

oh.

ava is in jail.

that is unfortunate.

what.

oh.

ava is in jail.

that is unfortunate.

I love R. Dorothy Wayneright so much it’s unreal.

i mean, i AM magic, but the part where the computer bug goes away when i touch it isn't usually what i'm thinking of. :p

JILL BLESS YOU your ask got rid of the phantom ask in my inbox FINALLY!

IOU one favor.

Source smoothdunk on twitter

i think we should all consider getting emotional over this xkcd. as a group. let's get emotional about it

extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that