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Lemme get this straight, kids movies can sexualize a fish
and have a woman fall in love with a bee
but they can’t portray gay relationships for more than five seconds???
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why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
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Headcanon : Illumi used to climb in Silva and Kikyo's bed when he was a baby (a very baby, still unable to walk). They often found him in the morning, sitting there, watching them, with his cutie illumi face. The first time they saw it they were amused and impressed
that’s pretty cute
BUT NOW I CAN JUST IMAGINE SILVA AND KIKYO WAKING UP TO ILLUMI SITTING OPPOSITE THEM ON THE EDGE OF THE BED STARING WITH HIS VOID EYES LIKE
"GOOD MORNING PARENTS"
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If you take anything away from this, let it be a better understanding of liability insurance.
I do a lot of these.
So do other people.
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Send me three names + a number...
fuck, marry, kill
marry, cuddle, sleep with
fuck, take a bullet for, murder
adopt, be adopted by, marry
kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team
seduce, steal from, serenade
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me when i'm driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn't your license revoked i s2g
me when i'm driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it's not a race and you're not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
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that feel when your teacher is in line behind you in starbucks when you’re supposed to be in their class right now
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